Sunday, May 30, 2010

Arbitrary adoration

Checked out some touristy things Saturday and stood out like a sore thumb... a pasty sore thumb. Jasmine and I went to Ho Chi Minh's Mausoleum and the War Museum. There were some unexpected experiences at each:



The Ho Chin Minh Mausoleum is completely dedicated to Vietnam's most beloved national hero (his mummified body is inside). Perhaps it was a mistake to go on a Saturday because it was outrageously busy, the line up to get into the mausoleum was slow moving and at least 1 km long, if not longer. Since “Uncle Ho” is so respected, there are many rules for entering the mausoleum: no tank tops, shorts, cameras, hats, hands can't go in pockets and a generally respectful demeanour is required. Jasmine and I were a second favourite attraction Saturday in all our pale glory to the children. We felt a little like celebrities with all the pictures that were taken of us. Everywhere we went the children waved and proudly said the one English word they knew, “hello”.



The war museum had an older crowd that more subtly noticed us, and thankfully refrained from photography (its cute when kids do it, not so much when adults do it). I must admit it was a little odd being there because it was dedicated to the American War (as opposed to the Vietnam War). The only explanation I can give for how it felt to be there is if you appeared to be of German ancestry and you visited an old concentration camp with mainly Jews around.

In the same way that North Americans have an arbitrary adoration for European accents, Asians seem to admire pale skin. I say arbitrary because there's really no reason for the admiration (in either case) other than its contrast with the local norm. At least with accents, anonymity is attainable via silence. Here there's no hope of unexamined public life, one's sole consolation is to hope the discomfort associated with constant observation diminishes with time.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Journey vs Destination


"the journey is half the adventure" I used to think this saying came from someone who visited really lame places, but in Vietnam this saying is fairly accurate. Crossing the roads here is absolute madness at first, it seems so chaotic, and dangerous. But after further observation I've realized how organic and efficient their system is compared to ours. If we suddenly made drivers in Hanoi follow the rules of the road we do in Canada the roads would be at a stand still 24/7. I'd venture to say Vietnamese drivers are better than Canadian drivers because driving here requires one's complete undivided attention. Come to think of it walking here requires more attention than in Canada. The sidewalks are often filled with kiosks, forcing walkers onto the streets, so you're becoming part of the organism that is Vietnamese transportation.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Long nailed taxi drivers, the stair master hostel and the quest for Vietnamese Mangos




34 °C coupled with 100% humidity hits you like an unforgiving stone wall when walking off the plane in Hanoi. Immediately AC becomes one of your top priorities, second only to the desire for the custom's officers to over look the fact that your visa doesn't start for another 2 days. Thank you kind customs officer for not making me live in the Hanoi airport for 2 days. It was touch and go there for a while, I started seeing a combination of Tom Hanks' roles in 'The Terminal' and 'The Cast Away' being in my near future.


In Canada waiting outside custom the doors are loved ones, in Hanoi its taxi drivers sporting their children (probably for a competitive edge) and long finger nails (symbol of non-physical labour employment status). Although I'm almost certain we paid more than we should have for the ride (roughly $15 USD for 50-60min drive), they got us to our bizarre looking hostel so all's well that ends well. “What's so bizarre about the building?” you ask, its 9ft wide and 4.5 stories tall. But with AC and wifi, the questionable cosmetics are total forgettable. Being in the highest possible room is a double edged sword, on the one hand you have a breath taking view, on the other hand you're breathless from lugging your luggage up roughly 110 steps.

The market, at long last! Kiosks far as the eye can see. Overflowing with brand imitations, incredible hand made crafts, pho (Vietnamese noodles) and most importantly FRESH TROPICAL FRUIT! Not Canadian “fresh” tropical fruit, Vietnamese fresh meaning picked within the last 24 hrs, yum.... so good!

PS Asian airlines destroy American/European airlines! Congrats Air Canada you've been out done by a developing nation

The curvature of the earth san


Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is NOT a straight line. Due to the curvature of the earth flying straight from Toronto to Tokyo would be a greater distance than flying in an arc formation over the Canadian Territories, Alaska and Russia (don't believe me? Try it with a piece of string and a globe). And since the later route was THIRTEEN HOURS I'd hate to experience the former.


After a 13hr flight you just need to say “konnichiwa Japan san, show me what your beautiful country has to offer during my 20 hr layover”. When travelling to another area you never know what stereotypes are outdated, false or an accurate description. During my short visit to Japan I can safely say the Japanese are very conscious of presentation; presentation of food, dress, temples, gardens etc. Side note to all those garden enthusiasts, Japan (probably) did it first and (definitely) did it best.

Domo arigato for reading... MR ROBOTO! I'm sorry I couldn't help it.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Essentials for Vientam

Lonely Planet, adapter, passport, visa, camera... yep pretty much everything I need for a summer in Vietnam. 2 Days until I sing farewell to Nova Scotia, my beautiful sea-bound coast!

"Why will I be in Vietnam?", you ask. I'm working on a collaborative project between NEU (Vietnamese university), SMU and the local chamber of commerce in Hanoi, Vietnam. The project involves Vietnam's economic reform policy implemented in 1986 called "doi moi" (Vietnamese for "renovation"). In 1986 that's exactly what the communist government did, renovated their entire economic system. Doi moi transformed Vietnam's centrally planned economy (everything owned by the state) to a socialist-oriented market economy (free market with a socialist twist); since this time GDP growth has averaged roughly 7% per year! Pretty incredible.